Quote #9264
Forgiveness is the fragrance the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
Quote #13610
Somebody who thinks logically is a nice contrast to the real world
Quote #24802
It’s too bad I’m not as wonderful a person as people say I am,...
Quote #26715
The new Haitian baseball can’t weigh more than four ounces or less than five.
Quote #24853
Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds...
Quote #2267
Courage is being scared to death – but saddling up anyway.
Quote #28555
The weather-cock on the church spire, though made of iron, would soon be broken...
Quote #2866
As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain;...
Quote #651
I used to wake up at 4 A.M. and start sneezing, sometimes for five...
Quote #6873
Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room.