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There are plenty of good five-cent cigars in the country. The trouble is they...
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Marriage is like signing a 356-page contract without knowing what’s in it.
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Indians are plenty smart. We catch small wood. Build small fire. Stand close and...
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As long as I am an American citizen and American blood runs in these...
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Imitation is the sincerest of flattery.
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Baloney is the lie laid on so thick you hate it. Blarney is flattery...
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Surely your gladness need not be the less for the thought that you will...
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Generations to come will scarce believe that such a one as this ever in...