Quote #34262
If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt.
Quote #3366
My empty waterdish mocks me.
Quote #24008
Charlie You know, Scotland has its own martial arts. Yeah, it’s called F-You. It’s...
Quote #33232
My final warning to you is always pay for your own drinks. All the...
Quote #11797
For all men tragically great are made so through a certain morbidness.
Quote #24809
I need to know the price of a gallon of milk and a dozen...
Quote #12453
Intolerance of ambiguity is the mark of an authoritarian personality.
Quote #4872
If there be no great love in the beginning, yet heaven may decrease it...
Quote #31780
The more we give of anything, the more we shall get back.
Quote #6984
There are two modes of establishing our reputation: to be praised by honest men,...