Quote #27761
Once you get people laughing, they’re listening and you can tell them almost anything.
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Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance.
Quote #31339
Come out of the circle of time And into the circle of love.
Quote #19002
You know that being an American is more than a matter of where your...
Quote #18112
Nirvana is not the blowing out of the candle. It is the extinguishing of...
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Women love us for our defects. If we have enough of them, they will...
Quote #3345
Vox populi, vox humbug.
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Could Hamlet have been written by a committee, or the Mona Lisa painted by...
Quote #11239
A problem well stated is a problem half solved.
Quote #20097
With enough ‘ifs’ we could put Paris in a bottle.