Quote #5803
Teach us, O Lord, the disciplines of patience, for to wait is often harder...
Quote #17623
Is it progress if a cannibal uses a knife and fork
Quote #20757
There are many things that we would throw away if we were not afraid...
Quote #13227
Old age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change...
Quote #5880
When you jump for joy, beware that no one moves the ground from beneath...
Quote #33441
A weapon is a device for making your enemy change his mind.
Quote #1051
Fortunately, the second-to-last bug has just been fixed.
Quote #8893
There shall be eternal summer in the grateful heart.
Quote #32014
Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.
Quote #10027
Fill your mind with the meaningless stimuli of a world preoccupied with meaningless things,...