Quote #3086
The pencil sharpener is about as far as I have ever got in operating...
Quote #11956
If you cannot convince them, confuse them.
Quote #34394
His only fault is that he has no fault.
Quote #26149
Age is of no importance unless you are a cheese.
Quote #32344
Prayer is …. the salve on the wounds of our spirit that we order...
Quote #25642
By the time I’d grown up, I naturally supposed that I’d be grown up.
Quote #1019
Remember folks. Street lights timed for 35 mph are also timed for 70 mph.
Quote #5158
Ah, what shall I be at fifty, should nature keep me alive, if I...
Quote #6924
Make sure you have finished speaking before your audience has finished listening.
Quote #5354
This is an important announcement. This is flight 121 to Los Angeles. If your...