Quote #3177
The trouble with my wife is that she is a whore in the kitchen...
Quote #18300
Always be a little kinder than necessary.
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This desk of mine is one at which a man may die, but from...
Quote #18503
If thou shouldst lay up even a little upon a little, and shouldst do...
Quote #26453
In matters of religion and matrimony I never give any advice because I will...
Quote #25550
Irony is the hygiene of the mind.
Quote #11558
What will a child learn sooner than a song?
Quote #8407
No physical quantity can continue to change exponentially forever. Your job is delaying forever.
Quote #18969
Our fear of death is like our fear that summer will be short, but...
Quote #19350
See what will happen if you don’t stop biting your fingernails