Quote #29561
When I was a kid, I said to my father one afternoon, ‘Daddy, will...
Quote #4194
Know the right moment.
Quote #15573
Wind buffs up empty bladders; opinion, fools.
Quote #34649
My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they’re in August.
Quote #15191
Happiness will never come to those who fail to appreciate what they already have.
Quote #22772
There are two motives for reading a book one, that you enjoy it the...
Quote #538
Never give up and never face the facts.
Quote #3069
I never did give anybody hell. I just told the truth and they thought...
Quote #2040
I find women with well developed flesh very attractive. The scrawny little things doing...
Quote #13299
The inability to secure a reservation drives yuppies absolutely crazy.