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He who is greedy is disgraced; he who discloses his hardship will always be...
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There is so little difference between husbands you might as well keep the first.
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Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be...
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A cult is a religion with no political power
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The Padres, after winning the first game of the doubleheader, are ahead here in...
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Thankfully, beauty is easier to remove than apply, and a swipe of demaquillage in...
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A Cynic is what an Optimist calls a Realist
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It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims.
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He was as fresh as is the month of May.
Quote #3015
All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors.