Quote #2960
If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
Quote #4988
If you put tomfoolery into a computer, nothing comes out of it but tomfoolery....
Quote #2815
The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to...
Quote #15839
Truth, after all, wears a different face to everybody, and it would be too...
Quote #10463
Nothing in all the world is so nonsensical and contradictory, save mortals, that is,...
Quote #4343
My tongue swore, but my mind was still unpledged.
Quote #18323
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick — not...
Quote #26666
In all the affairs of life, social as well as political, courtesies of a...
Quote #7161
Modesty is a shining light; it prepares the mind to receive knowledge, and the...
Quote #23534
Bluntness is a virtue.