Quote #5001
They say that the wages of sin is death. But after taxes its just...
Quote #6849
Nearly all marriages, even happy ones, are mistakes: in the sense that almost certainly...
Quote #2346
Lactomangulation, n.: Manhandling the “open here” spout on a milk carton so badly that...
Quote #9262
Patriotism is not a short outburst of emotion, but is the tranquil and steady...
Quote #22468
I have impeached myself by resigning.
Quote #28984
Joy seems to me a step beyond happiness — happiness is a sort of...
Quote #11129
It may be that the old astrologers had the truth exactly reversed, when they...
Quote #5489
The ability to focus attention on important things is a defining characteristic of intelligence.
Quote #32607
The wicked can have only accomplices, the voluptuous have companions in debauchery, self-seekers have...
Quote #30846
He who undertakes too much seldom succeeds.