Quote #9228
Men are jerks. Women are psychotic.
Quote #19192
Tourists are terrorists with cameras. Terrorists are tourists with guns.
Quote #12612
Some things are so completely ludicrous that a man must laugh or die. To...
Quote #22944
All the best stories are but one story in reality–the story of escape. It...
Quote #32969
Physics is becoming so unbelievably complex that it is taking longer and longer to...
Quote #27531
I’ve never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother.
Quote #15312
It is not a lucky word, this name “impossible”; no good comes of those...
Quote #5979
There is a certain majesty in simplicity which is far above all the quaintness...
Quote #6472
Philosophy consists very largely of one philosopher arguing that all others are jackasses. He...
Quote #20547
For a smart material to be able to send out a more complex signal...