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My wife is a light eater … as soon as it’s light, she starts...
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Sacred cows make the best hamburgers.
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United we stand, divided we fall.
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Men make the mistake of thinking that because women can’t see the sense in...
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God is always on the side of the big battalions.
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The government deficit is the difference between the amount of money the government spends...
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The man who is brutally honest enjoys the brutality quite as much as the...
Quote #34114
Passion makes the world go round. Love just makes it a safer place.
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The average Ph.D. thesis is nothing but a transference of bones from one graveyard...
Quote #3141
The more he talked of his honor, the faster we counted our spoons.