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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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It is, I think, an indisputable fact that Americans are, as Americans, the most...
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We discovered that peace at any price is no peace at all.
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Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain...
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Do not lengthen the quarrel while there is an opportunity of escaping.
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They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve...
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I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON’T WANT...
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Discovery consists of seeing what everybody has seen and thinking what nobody has thought.
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An understanding heart is everything in a teacher, and cannot be esteemed highly enough....
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The end of wisdom is to dream high enough to lose the dream in...