Quote #20947
He draweth out the thread of his verbosity finer than the staple of his...
Quote #15608
My son, observe the postage stamp! Its usefulness depends upon its ability to stick...
Quote #22228
Jerry We live in a cynical world. A cynical world. And we work in...
Quote #17353
He who wishes to exert a useful influence must be careful to insult nothing....
Quote #14498
I am a Marxist–of the Groucho tendency.
Quote #9538
Fettucine Alfredo is just Macaroni and cheese for adults
Quote #16918
Peace cannot be achieved through violence, it can only be attained through understanding.
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For myself I am an optimist–it does not seem to be much use being...
Quote #3790
A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic.
Quote #6792
His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.