Quote #30956
A rich widow weeps with one eye and signals with the other.
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Pride, like laudanun and other poisonous medicines, is beneficial in small, though injurious in...
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If you’re at a Thanksgiving dinner, but you don’t like the stuffing or the...
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A novel is a piece of prose of a certain length with something wrong...
Quote #1952
Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
Quote #7937
The only certainty is that nothing is certain.
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If a man is offered a fact which goes against his instincts, he will...
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Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick...
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The joy that isn’t shared dies young.
Quote #31279
It has been our policy not to use obscenities in the paper. It’s a...