Quote #30238
I have never seen a more lucid, better balanced, mad mind than mine.
Quote #28042
Life is God’s joke on us. It’s our mission to figure out the punchline.
Quote #13023
I hate cameras. They are so much more sure than I am about everything.
Quote #32883
If only we’d stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good...
Quote #32728
Would you hurt a man keenest, strike at his self-love.
Quote #7562
No man has the right to dictate what other men should perceive, create or...
Quote #2056
So little time, so little to do.
Quote #1949
I was never ruined but twice: once when I lost a lawsuit, and once...
Quote #28230
There should be a detective show called ‘Johnny Monkey,’ because every week you could...
Quote #17379
One ought, every day at least, to hear a little song, read a good...