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The Pig, if I am not mistaken, Supplies us sausage, ham, and Bacon. Let...
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America is a vast conspiracy to make you happy.
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Ants are so much like human beings as to be an embarrassment. They farm...
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If I know what love is, it is because of you.
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The surest road to health, say what they will, Is never to suppose we...
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A tree trunk the size of a man grows from a blade as thin...
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A baby is God’s opinion that life should go on.
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When it’s third and ten, you can take the milk drinkers and I’ll take...
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He who establishes his argument by noise and command, shows that his reason is...