Quote #2012
What is a cynic? A man who knows the price of everything and the...
Quote #7196
Man has six organs to serve him and he is master only of three....
Quote #24673
There are obviously two educations. One should teach us how to make a living...
Quote #13009
I am in the prime of senility.
Quote #22366
My father always used to say that when you die, if you’ve got five...
Quote #34741
Weird, isn’t it Somehow in the dead of winter when its 40 below, so...
Quote #12991
Hope is the thing with feathers that perches in the soul.
Quote #16993
Wit makes its own welcome and levels all distinctions.
Quote #22378
We are punished by our sins, not for them.
Quote #7132
Ignorance is the night of the mind, but a night without moon and star.