Quote #381
Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes.
Quote #10451
I hold a creed, which no one ever taught me, and which I seldon...
Quote #17945
Liars when they speak the truth are not believed.
Quote #26671
The fights I fought… cost a lot –the fight for the assault-weapons ban cost...
Quote #20477
Time is but the stream I go a-fishin in. I drink at it, but...
Quote #7321
Dangerous is wrath concealed. Hatred proclaimed doth lose its chance of wreaking vengeance.
Quote #4680
Do not hold as gold all that shines as gold.
Quote #23640
As is a tale, so is life not how long it is, but how...
Quote #16415
It is hard to believe that a man is telling the truth when you...
Quote #34155
…probably the greatest concentration of talent and genius in this house except for perhaps...