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Do not expose your LaserWriter to fire or intense heat.
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You can’t be truly rude until you understand good manners.
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Boys are beyond the range of anybody’s sure understanding, at least when they are...
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A celibate clergy is an especially good idea, because it tends to suppress any...
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If you want to live a happy life, tie it to a goal. Not...
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Washington is like a self-sealing tank on a military aircraft. When a bullet passes...
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You are perhaps the most accomplished confidence man since Charles Ponzi. I’d say you...
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Firmness of purpose is one of the most necessary sinews of character, and one...
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If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.
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The guy with the biggest stomach will be the first to take off his...