Quote #13133
Things are never as bad as they seem.
Quote #2007
In Marseilles they make half the toilet soap we consume in America, but the...
Quote #25576
Jesus said, ‘Where two or three are gathered in my name, there am I...
Quote #10657
You cannot compile a wit out of two half-wits.
Quote #8750
I just bought a microwave fireplace. You can spend an evening in front of...
Quote #22665
Don’t fall before you’re pushed.
Quote #10284
Well-behaved women rarely make history.
Quote #986
I belong to no organized party. I am a Democrat.
Quote #29989
Never has a man who has bent himself been able to make others straight.
Quote #18137
It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you...