Quote #7412
The pride of youth is in strength and beauty, the pride of old age...
Quote #33275
Communism doesn’t work because people like to own stuff.
Quote #11585
Death solves all problems. No man, no problem.
Quote #6760
Middle age is when your broad mind and narrow waist begin to change places.
Quote #2340
A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything.
Quote #1395
The farther behind I leave the past, the closer I am to forging my...
Quote #32367
A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and sings it...
Quote #27142
Some people don’t get it when I’m being sarcastic.
Quote #29189
The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at...
Quote #21986
Telling us to obey instinct is like telling us to obey ‘people.’ People say...