Quote #18904
One thing I’ve learned in all these years is not to make love when...
Quote #24631
In the beginning, the universe was created. This made a lot of people very...
Quote #2615
Canada is a country so square that even the female impersonators are women.
Quote #30043
In general we are least aware of what our minds do best.
Quote #26173
Broke is a temporary condition, poor is a state of mind.
Quote #19931
Politeness, n. The most acceptable hypocrisy.
Quote #19844
Perhaps nothing has changed in the course of history as much as historians.
Quote #18288
Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn’t block traffic.
Quote #30190
Work hard, live cheap, and save your money.
Quote #14545
There are plenty of good five-cent cigars in the country. The trouble is they...