Quote #25925
If there’s anything unsettling to the stomach, it’s watching actors on television talk about...
Quote #27423
Habit is either the best of servants or the worst of masters.
Quote #13473
Never mistake motion for action.
Quote #26951
Man is descended from a hairy, tailed quadruped, probably arboreal in its habits.
Quote #6313
I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my...
Quote #1948
Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.
Quote #4059
I never knew an early-rising, hard-working, prudent man, careful of his earnings, and strictly...
Quote #32385
One who thinks by the inch and talks by the mile should be kicked...
Quote #8514
Horse, you are truly a creature without equal, for you fly without wings and...
Quote #27331
It is characteristic of all deep human problems that they are not to be...