Quote #8133
Old houses mended, Cost little less than new before they ?re ended.
Quote #20036
Rough wind, that moanest loudGrief too sad for songWild wind, when sullen cloudKnells all...
Quote #26744
Hats off to drug abusers everywhere.
Quote #3235
A woman will buy anything she thinks the store is losing money on.
Quote #2212
When it is a question of money, everyone is of the same religion.
Quote #26209
The pictures of airplanes flying into buildings, fires burning, huge structures collapsing, have filled...
Quote #33929
Certain flaws are necessary for the whole. It would seem strange if old friends...
Quote #13475
There used to be a real me, but I had it surgically removed.
Quote #547
They say that women talk too much. If you have worked in congress you...
Quote #23299
The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, ‘I’m from the government...