Quote #12521
A word to the wise is infuriating.
Quote #26992
It has been my experience that one cannot, in any shape or form, depend...
Quote #14049
Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.
Quote #10128
Everything is vague to a degree you do not realize till you have tried...
Quote #32841
One only needs two tools in life WD-40 to make things go, and duct...
Quote #22342
The best way to accelerate a Macintosh is at 9.8msecsec.
Quote #1158
I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier...
Quote #34642
When you think of the long and gloomy history of man, you will find...
Quote #8801
I belong to an ancient, idle, wild, and useless tribe… I am a storyteller.
Quote #3367
You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.