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Beware of programmers who carry screwdrivers.
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All my life I have tried to pluck a thistle and plant a flower...
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What happens to the hole when the cheese is gone
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Biff Tannen So why don’t you make like a tree and get outta here
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Think about a woman. Doesn’t know you’re thinking about her. Doesn’t care you’re thinking...
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Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one...
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I shall be telling this with a sighSomewhere ages and ages henceTwo roads diverged...
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If in the last few years you haven’t discarded a major opinion or acquired...
Quote #27823
The most popular labor-saving device is still money.