Quote #2691
Divorces are made in heaven.
Quote #32467
Some days you’re the dog, and some days you’re the hydrant.
Quote #3278
Marriage is a bargain, and somebody has to get the worst of the bargain.
Quote #18099
I’m an idealist. I don’t know where I’m going, but I’m on my way.
Quote #16063
By words the mind is winged.
Quote #6915
Do not trust all men, but trust men of worth; the former course is...
Quote #33694
Some days you’re a bug, some days you’re a windshield.
Quote #19504
Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder.
Quote #24405
The fireworks begin today. Each diploma is a lighted match. Each one of you...
Quote #25552
This is how God showed His love among us He sent His one and...