Quote #10712
When one is in town one amuses oneself. When one is in the country...
Quote #14049
Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.
Quote #20347
Obstacles cannot crush me. Every obstacle yields to stern resolve. He who is fixed...
Quote #33057
Before I was married, I had a hundred theories about raising children and no...
Quote #34686
SOAPY You know, feisty women never get boring. JOEL Let me tell you something....
Quote #34237
Oh, I don’t blame Congress. If I had 600 billion at my disposal, I’d...
Quote #6006
We are all inclined to judge ourselves by our ideals; others by their acts.
Quote #34738
Well, you’re either lovers or you’re wanting to be lovers or you’re trying not...
Quote #7755
I conceive the essential task of religion to be “to develop the consciences, the...
Quote #20486
In what concerns you much, do not think that you have companions know that...