Quote #25707
Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
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The most certain test by which we judge whether a country is really free...
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We pass the word around; we ponder how the case is put by different...
Quote #20942
Life is as tedious as a twice-told tale Vexing the dull ear of a...
Quote #33009
Society produces rogues, and education makes one rogue more clever than another.
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I take a simple view of life keep your eyes open and get on...
Quote #28751
Boys will be boys. And even that wouldn’t matter if only we could prevent...
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Train up a fig tree in the way it should go, and when you...
Quote #13531
Getting caught is the mother of invention.
Quote #1995
As repressed sadists are supposed to become policemen or butchers so those with irrational...