Quote #1348
Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?
Quote #28928
True happiness, we are told, consists in getting out of one’s self, but the...
Quote #150
Historians are like deaf people who go on answering questions that no one has...
Quote #7870
Acceptance is such an important commodity, some have called it “the first law of...
Quote #25009
Truth sits upon the lips of dying men.
Quote #14803
It sometimes seems that we have only to solve a thing greatly to get...
Quote #15420
The game of life is not so much in holding a good hand as...
Quote #10329
Bisexuality automatically doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Quote #31416
No one flower can ever symbolize this nation. America is a bouquet.
Quote #18818
He who has not looked on Sorrow will never see Joy.