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Every man is wise when attacked by a mad dog; fewer when pursued by...
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That young girl is one of the least benightedly unintelligent organic life forms it...
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Answer a fool according to his folly, or he will be wise in his...
Quote #5899
What I said never changed anyone. What they understood did.
Quote #34390
I am just going outside and may be some time.
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Two wrongs don’t make a right, but they make a good excuse.
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The secret of happiness in not in what one likes to do, but in...
Quote #27147
Everybody lies, but it doesn’t matter because nobody listens.
Quote #15108
In making up the character of God, the old theologians failed to mention that...
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