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The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about...
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You have to kiss a lot of toads before you find a handsome prince.
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People are ridiculous only when they try or seem to be that which what...
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Life was made to be enjoyed as well as endured.
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Express a mean opinion of yourself occasionally; it will show your friends that you...
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Go and surprise the whole country by doing something right.
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Men want the same thing from women that they want from their underwear… a...
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I have always regarded myself as the pillar of my life.
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If being an egomaniac means I believe in what I do and in my...
Quote #24821
Life is a corrupting process from the time a child learns to play his...