Quote #6872
When the water reaches the upper level, follow the rats.
Quote #30963
Better a mouse in the pot than no meat at all.
Quote #11998
Miracles are like meatballs, because nobody can exactly agree what they are made of,...
Quote #26845
The children despise their parents until the age of 40, when they suddenly become...
Quote #7525
He who tells a lie is not sensible of how great a task he...
Quote #8805
But words are things; and a small drop of ink, Falling, like dew, upon...
Quote #16076
It is a kind of good deed to say well; and yet words are...
Quote #20184
It is better that ten guilty escape than one innocent suffer.
Quote #183
I could prove God statistically.
Quote #33377
Life is a sexually transmitted disease.