Quote #17621
People find life entirely too time-consuming.
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In Mexico we have a word for sushi: bait.
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To please everybody is impossible were I to undertake it, I should probably please...
Quote #11404
Conscience is a mother-in-law whose visit never ends.
Quote #20293
Never say that marriage has more of joy than pain.
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All power in human hands is liable to be abused.
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Look to your health and if you have it, praise God and value it...
Quote #15228
Would you want to do business with a person who was 99% honest?
Quote #29042
I’ve put in so many enigmas and puzzles that it will keep the professors...
Quote #4769
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a...