Quote #31065
People who are smart get into Mensa. People who are really smart look around...
Quote #6327
Eternity is a mere moment, just long enough for a joke.
Quote #34316
Mustard’s no good without roast beef.
Quote #30892
Your friend has a friend don’t tell him.
Quote #5130
It must be considered that there is nothing more difficult to carry out, nor...
Quote #22951
Never look down on anybody unless you helping him up.
Quote #8382
The joy of discovery is certainly the liveliest that the mind of man can...
Quote #11769
No beast so fierce but knows some touch of pity, but I know none,...
Quote #6629
God makes all things good; man meddles with them and they become evil.
Quote #34028
I have seen men fly bombers with their faces half- blown away. You’re going...