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A friend is somebody you want to be around when you feel like being...
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You cannot acquire experience by making experiments. You cannot create experience. You must undergo...
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We have just enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make...
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No matter how rich you become, how famous or powerful, when you die the...
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There is no excellent beauty that hath not some strangeness in the proportion.
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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Success covers a multitude of blunders.
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The most dangerous leadership myth is that leaders are born-that there is a genetic...
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The one bonus of not lifting the ban on gays in the military is...
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Not eating meat is a decision, eating meat is an instinct.