Quote #26018
Listening, not imitation, may be the sincerest form of flattery.
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #9284
So much is a man worth as he esteems himself.
Quote #17721
To do anything in this world worth doing, we must not stand back shivering...
Quote #2739
Metric is definitely communist. One monetary system, one language, one weight and measurement system,...
Quote #9294
How little a thing can make us happy when we feel that we have...
Quote #13533
Honesty is the best image.
Quote #30233
Words were never invented to fully explain the peaceful aura that surrounds us when...
Quote #12596
In the end, everything is a gag.
Quote #9879
There was a star danced, and under that was I born.