Quote #5565
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
Quote #18499
Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed.
Quote #2403
Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of...
Quote #12313
Why is my existence so perfect with dark places? And why do I no...
Quote #27887
If you don’t stand up for something, then you’ll fall for anything.
Quote #15147
Children are natural mimics; they act like their parents in spite of every effort...
Quote #13576
Hardly a competent workman can be found who does not devote a considerable amount...
Quote #26693
A day without newspapers is like walking around without your pants on.
Quote #2989
Outer space is no place for a person of breeding.
Quote #3149
She cried, and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook.