Quote #22376
A conservative is a man who is too cowardly to fight and too fat...
Quote #8377
Nudists have no fashion sense.
Quote #22596
The fates have given mankind a patient soul.
Quote #5419
Your most unhappy customers are your greatest source of learning.
Quote #2814
It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant.
Quote #13978
The first human who hurled an insult instead of a stone was the founder...
Quote #21243
They are ill discoverers that think there is no land, when they can see...
Quote #29834
In this life he laughs longest who laughs last.
Quote #8991
All I can say about life is, Oh God, enjoy it!
Quote #1733
We can draw lessons from the past, but we cannot live in it.