Quote #31271
The reason people sweat is so they won’t catch fire when making love.
Quote #6715
The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest...
Quote #10968
I think most of us would be horrified to meet ourselves and discover what...
Quote #632
Bureaucrats write memoranda both because they appear to be busy when they are writing...
Quote #25264
Baseball is dull only to dull minds.
Quote #259
Death is a very dull, dreary affair, and my advice to you is to...
Quote #10806
Money is not required to buy one necessity of the soul.
Quote #27447
I used to think that the Civil War was our country’s greatest tragedy, but...
Quote #6263
I think age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
Quote #30364
There are no eternal facts, as there are no absolute truths.