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The intermediate stage between socialism and capitalism is alcoholism.
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All true wealth is biological.
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Be courteous, be obliging, but don’t give yourself over to be melted down for...
Quote #15260
No man is a hypocrite in his pleasures.
Quote #21108
It might be said now that I have the best of both worlds. A...
Quote #9080
Truth, like surgery, may hurt, but it cures.
Quote #18665
Never break your putter and your driver in the same round or you’re dead.
Quote #5556
I think God is as much a basic ingredient in the universe as neutrons...
Quote #16376
Always try to do something for the other fellow and you will be agreeably...
Quote #18602
T-Bird You know, Lake Eerie actually caught on fire once from all the crap...