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I am as bad as the worst, but, thank God, I am as good...
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I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick, not wounded:...
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Don’t forget to love yourself.
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We are just an advanced breed of monkeys on a minor planet of a...
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The married are those who have taken the terrible risk of intimacy and, having...
Quote #22140
All philosophy lies in two words Sustain and Abstain.
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Some of us just go along . . . until that marvelous day people...
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About the rhinoceros Here is an animal with a hide two feet think and...
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People who count their chickens before they are hatched, act very wisely, because chickens...
Quote #3560
You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You...