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Presidents don’t do it to their wives. They do it to their country.
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Christ died for our sins. Dare we make his martyrdom meaningless by not committing...
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My childhood should have taught me lessons for my own parenthood, but it didn’t...
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The strongest is never strong enough to be always the master, unless he transforms...
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A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart.
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Histories are more full of examples of the fidelity of dogs than of friends.