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The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get...
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Six essential qualities that are the key to success Sincerity, personal integrity, humility, courtesy,...
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Democritus maintains that there can be no great poet without a spite of madness.
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A man’s as old as he’s feeling, A woman as old as she looks.
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There was a young man of Dundoo, Whose limericks stopped at line 2.
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It has been my experience that one cannot, in any shape or form, depend...
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Lactomangulation, n.: Manhandling the “open here” spout on a milk carton so badly that...
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I admire the serene assurance of those who have religious faith. It is wonderful...
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There are children playing in the street who could solve some of my top...
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I pride myself on the fact that my work has no socially redeeming value.