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Bed is the poor man’s opera.
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Be wisely worldly, be not worldly wise.
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Power may be justly compared to a great river while kept within its bounds...
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Use what talent you possess the woods would be very silent if no birds...
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If a man is called to be a streetsweeper, he should sweep streets even...
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The last time anybody made a list of the top hundred character attributes of...
Quote #31759
If you’re never scared or embarrassed or hurt, it means you never take any...
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Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes.
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All reactionaries are paper tigers.
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Misery is when you make your bed and then your mother tells you it’s...