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No poor bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won...
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Religion is excellent stuff for keeping common people quiet.
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The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is...
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This is the hardest of all to close the open hand out of love,...
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Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you...
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A friend is someone who stays in when the rest of the world has...
Quote #33377
Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
Quote #3225
Coincidences are spiritual puns.
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A quotation, like a pun, should come unsought, and then be welcomed only for...
Quote #19892
Do not spoil what you have by desiring what you have not but remember...