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Imagination is more important than knowledge…
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All you touch and all you see, is all your life will ever be.
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‘These are days you’ll remember.’ If you recall nothing else from your graduation ceremony,...
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If I had to choose between putting a saloon or a liberal church on...
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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California is the only state in the union where you can fall asleep under...
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The happiest is the person who suffers the least pain; the most miserable who...
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I could not lose unless I was caught in bed with a dead girl...
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As for me, except for an occasional heart attack, I feel as young as...
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We must always tell what we see. Above all, and this is more difficult,...