Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #17525
In order to be walked on, you have to be lying down.
Quote #2205
There is nothing so absurd but some philosopher has said it.
Quote #18852
Man merely discovers’ he never can and never will invent.
Quote #19358
Justice consists in doing no injury to men decency in giving them no offense.
Quote #1625
We are what we repeatedly do.
Quote #22276
We are just an advanced breed of monkeys on a minor planet of a...
Quote #21139
Leadership and learning are indispensible to each other.
Quote #1582
Anger makes dull men witty, but it keeps them poor.
Quote #19481
The citizen who criticizes his country is paying it an implied tribute.